Funny Friday: Things to do when your computer system begins running slowly

Istiqlál (Independence), 19 Asmá’ (Names), 169 BE – Friday, September 07, 2012 about 3:00 PM Pacific Time

Here is a list of ten activities to occupy your time when your computer system begins slowing down.

1. Read War and Peace
2. Ask a neighbor if you can take his or her dogs to the park
3. Prepare a seven course meal from scratch
4. Open Windows Task Manager go to Processes and try to figure out which processes are slowing your computer down (Good Luck with this one)
5. Watch a Star Trek marathon
6. Write a 5,000 word novel long hand (that is not using a computer or word processer)
7. Sail around the world in a hot air balloon
8. Bake a three layer cake from scratch and then make the frosting (from scratch)
9. Redecorate your entire house (including the attic and/or basement)
10. Visit every store in the nearest mall

Author’s Note: I began this list at 3:00:29 PM, it is now 3:25:05 PM, and I still do not know what is slowing my computer down. However, after writing this list it does not matter any more.