Happy Valentine's Day,
From a nonperson.
No,
I am not a robot,
I am single on Valentine's Day,
And, therefore, I am a nonperson,
Because, as everyone knows,
Single people do not exist on Valentine's Day.
Am I jealous?
Maybe.
Am I cynical?
Possibly.
Am I bitter?
I will answer this question
After I have written
A bitter love poem.